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Bonjour, bonsoir, et bienvenue à vous !

N'hésitez pas à me mettre des miaou je vous les rend toujours !
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Droitdanslemur tells us more.

Hey !! :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et je viens apporter 2-3 précisions sur ma boulette que n'ont pas permis les 300 caractères imposés. Que je vous explique un p'tit peu ce qui s'est passé. Je suis en Licence LEA (Langues étrangères appliquées pour ceux qui ne le sauraient pas :P ). Le droit n'étant pas ma matière de prédilection, et mon ordi ayant eu des ratés pendant les vacances, j'appréhendais un peu l'oral qui m'attendait. Comme il avait fait froid dans la nuit, j'avais prévu le coup et je suis partie de chez moi très tôt. La route étant plutôt bonne, je suis arrivée 5 minutes en avance, et je me suis rendue compte que j'avais une petite envie. Le truc, c'est qu'au moment où je posais un pied dans le couloir, pensant avoir le temps, l'examinateur est sorti et m'a dit de venir, parce que la personne avant moi n'était pas là. Je suis donc entrée, j'ai tiré mon sujet et j'ai répondu aux questions, avec la fameuse boule au ventre et les mains qui tremblent (stress quand tu nous tiens...). Et donc, après que j'ai fini, le prof me dit de me détendre, et me pose la fameuse question : "Qu'est-ce que vous projetez de faire plus tard ?" Paniquée, j'ai lâché ma truculente réplique, avant de me rendre compte que j'avais dit de la merde (c'est le cas de le dire, d'ailleurs...) Bon, rassurez-vous, je me suis reprise, et le prof a bien ri. Je n'en menais pas large sur le coup, mais maintenant j'en ris autant que vous. :) Ah, une dernière chose : merci pour tous vos commentaires, ça fait vraiment plaisir :D Surtout les jeux de mots tordus, que je trouve particulièrement désopilants !!! :D Allez, tschuss à tous, et n'oubliez pas : on n'est JAMAIS à l'abri d'une VDM !!!! :P

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minnhild 7

Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.