By liliroz - 12/02/2016 12:20 - France - Nantes
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! C'est encore un rêve de voir que j'ai été publié!! (Le rêve bleuuuuu) Pour la précision (et pour ceux qui n'auraient pas compris), j'ai bien une sœur et un frère. La femme de mon frère a accouché en juin et ma sœur en septembre (le même jour que moi hihi). Ils ont bien 3 mois de différence et je suis la plus comblée des tatas! Mon collègue a bien sur compris qu'il avait dit une bêtise quand il m'a vu partir en fou rire! Et s'est repris. Poliment, je n'ai rien dis mais je l'ai vite posté sur VDM afin de partager! ;) Voilà pour les petites précisions. xoxo
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Hihi je suis validée !! Alors pour l'explication il m'a retiré la contravention parce que j'avais la preuve d'une prise de RDV pour le fameux CT, qui en plus devait être fait dans les délais légaux mais reporté à cause d'un décès dans la famille du monsieur qui devait me le faire. Mon très charmant policier a eu le culot après ça de me réinviter à dîner, je lui ai gentiment ris au nez et lui ai fermé la porte au nez, y'en a qui doutent de rien ... Et pour finir, non il n'a pas eu l'amende, mais il n'a pas eu l'abricot non plus !!!
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By Davaï - 06/03/2016 12:51 - France - Strasbourg
Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de cette VDM je viens de créer un compte pour pouvoir vous écrire. Déjà je suis trop contente que ma VDM sois publiée. Merci à tous pour vos gentils messages de condoléances et pour les autres sachez que vous m'avez bien fais rire avec vos commentaires j'ai le sourire pour toute la journée!!! Pour vous apporter quelques précisions, c'était la première fois que je voyais l'urne de mon grand-père donc j'étais très émue ce qui explique sans doute mon étourderie. Une fois mon recueillement fini mes proches autour de moi m'ont effectivement avoué que c'était pas l'urne mais un simple vase. Donc imaginez mon moment de solitude mais je peux vous dire que ce moment qui devais être triste s'est transformé en un gros moment de fou rire pour tout le monde!