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Top 500 July-August-September 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Top 500 October-November-December 2015

At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Top 100 October-November-December 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 January-February-March 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 April-May-June 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

50 favorites

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One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

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Beginner

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Socialite

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Going for gold

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One more and it's business time

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I like your style

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The Mixer

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50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

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Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Perfectionist

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

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I’m your new creative director

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

What'ch'all looking at?

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Lapiloute's favorite FMLs

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mac06 29

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM Tout d'abord merci pour l'avoir modérée ^^ Croyez moi on en ris encore et je pense que ça va me suivre pas mal de temps Effectivement j'ai arrêté la coco (bizarre dis comme ça ^^) et je n'ai pas spécialement envie de reprendre, une mauvaise expérience vous suis jusque sous la douche ^^

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MartUnMatin 13

Salut, salut, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM. Première VDM écrite et déjà publié.. que d'émotions.. Peut-être devrais-je me lancer dans une carrière d'écrivain, il se pourrait que je fasse fortune, qui sait ? Je viens donc vous apporter quelques précisions concernant ma petite histoire. Installez-vous donc au coin d'un bon feu avec un bon petit thé au jasmin qui fait bien plaisir et c'est parti ! Mon histoire s'est déroulée vendredi soir dernier, lorsque quelques amis et moi même avons décidé de sortir en ville dans le but de nous sustenter. La soirée devant se dérouler autours d'un délicieux kebab salade, oignon, sauce blanche/samouraï, je prévins mes parents qu'aux alentours de minuit je serais rentré . Cependant nos plans furent chamboulés et la soirée kebab fut transformé en soirée Pizza-Télé. Absorbés par les émissions proposées nous perdîmes la notion du temps et lorsque nous revînmes à nous, horreur, il était 4h passé. Me sentant déjà en mauvaise position et n'ayant prévenu personne de ma localisation, je décidais de rentrer sans plus tarder et en courant, inutile de le préciser. Tout le long du chemin pour me rassurer je ne fis que me répéter "ne t'en fais pas, ils sont tous endormis, tu n'auras qu'à, sans bruits, te faufiler." Or à mon arrivée quelle ne fut pas ma surprise de trouver mon foyer, tout comme Versailles, éclairé. En fait, ma mère ayant le sommeil léger et ne m'ayant pas entendu rentrer, dans ma chambre est allé vérifier et ne m'y trouvant pas, ma famille a alerté. Mon père paniqué, au commissariat est alors allé dans le but de s'assurer que rien de grave ne m'étais arrivé. Après m'être fait copieusement réprimander, il est vrai "je l'ai bien mérité", je décidais d'aller me coucher car le lendemain très tôt nous devions tous nous lever. Commençant à m'assoupir, je faillis ne pas entendre mon père rentrer et me crier "Descend dans le canapé, quand on rentre à 4h30, c'est qu'on est pas fatigué". Pour ne pas l'énerver plus qu'il ne l'était déjà, je décidai de descendre sans un mot et donc, de m'installer dans le sofa. Mon calvaire, très longtemps, ne s'est pas prolongé et 3h après, durant un long trajet en voiture, je pus me reposer. Voilà voilà, j'espère avoir apporté quelques précisions et que vous avez apprécié votre thé, saluuuut ! #2: Mon père était bien trop remonté contre moi après son passage au commissariat pour retourner se coucher, puis on devait se lever 2h plus tard donc il a carburé au café #21: mais nooon, il était juste super inquiet et a donc réagis en conséquence et avec humour qui plus est, puis au moins comme ça, il savait où j'étais :') #12: je comprends pas il était pas chaud chaud..