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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
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Salut !!! Alors déjà je merci d'avoir publié ma VDM je ne m'attendait à ce qu'elle soit acceptée. Je crois que je vous dois des explications car pas mal de monde pensent que ma VDM est un fake car ils trouvent que 5h pour 3gares c'est beaucoup mais sachez que je prenait une ligne transnationale (Lille/Paris/Lyon/Marseille) et je suis partie de Lille et me suis retrouvé à Avignon alors que je descendait à Paris, bref un cauchemar. Ensuite pour les TLBM par rapport au fait de faire confiance à un inconnu et ne pas avoir mis de réveil, sachez que j'avait un peu discuté avec lui et lui avait demandé si sa ne le déranger pas de me réveiller ce a quoi il m'avait assuré que non. Si je n'ai pas mis de réveil la raison est que mon téléphone n'avait plus batterie (et oui je suis tête en l'air^^) donc pas de réveil. Bon je crois avoir plus ou moins répondu à toutes les questions et s'il y en a d'autres, n'hésitez pas a me MP ;).
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By Professeur John - 17/06/2015 13:56 - France - Lille
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (Oui la boulette blonde là ^^ ) Je viens vous apportez quelques précisions sur les conditions de ma boulette. Tout d'abord il s'agit du salaire de mon emploi complémentaire et non mon principal. Il s'élève donc à environ 150 euros histoire d'avoir un "petit plus". Ce n'est pas mon salaire "vital" et heureusement sinon je n'aurais pas attendu 2 mois x). Ensuite ayant déménager casi en même temps que j'ai été embaucher par l'agence, je devais faire mon dossier de location et mon dossier d'employé en même temps. Dans la précipitation j'ai pris le premier RIB qui m'est tombé sous la main (Le fameux RIB que mes propriétaires m'avaient fournis afin de leurs faire le virement mensuel du loyer). Ensuite, sachez que ma propriétaire s'inquiétait de savoir d'où venait cet argent et à fait un courrier recommandé à sa banque x) La pauvre ne se doutait pas que sa petite locataire pouvait être quiche à se point héhé :3 Elle m'a remboursé la totalité des virements et à ce jour tout est rentré sans l'ordre. :)