Coincidence ?
By Anonyme - 04/09/2016 18:57 - France - Notre-dame-de-bondeville
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Je comprends le TLBM, de toute façon je m'y attendais vue que dans une VDM on ne peut pas tout décrire. Tout le monde me connaissait avant, y compris la fille. Et je ne suis pas réputé pour faire des blagues lourdes, ou pour avoir une attitude machiste. Ensuite c'était plus un cours de sociologie du genre que de féminisme à proprement parler, donc il y avait quand même un point de vue objectif dans le cours. Enfin il n'y avait pratiquement que des filles dans la salle, et le pote et moi étions pratiquement les seuls mecs du cours. Le but de la blague était juste de me marrer, parce qu'un cours même intéressant peut devenir ennuyeux à la longue (surtout si on te rabâche que t'es méchant parce que t'es un homme, même si bien sûre le féminisme c'est pas ça). C'est pourquoi je me suis permis de faire la blague, parce que je savais que de toute façon je me mettais le couteau sous la gorge et que je serai ridicule (vue que j'étais le seul mec et que je sors ça en plein cours qui parle de féminisme), et que de ce point de vue il n'y avait aucun risque que je blesse ou rabaisse une quelconque personne. Surtout que le gâteau en question était un biscuit tout droit sorti d'une grande marque et non préparé par la fille en question.