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By Anonyme - 20/11/2014 20:56 - France - Gauchy
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - 20/11/2014 20:56 - France - Gauchy
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By Marionette69 - 22/11/2014 16:58 - France - Sainte-foy-l?s-lyon
Une VDM validée, youpi :-) Cela est arrivé il y a quelques années et ce fut pire que ce que vous pensez. Quand mon chéri a vu qu'il allait vomir (il faisait des bruits bizarres et on commençait à bien le connaître), il l'a pris pour le mettre dans la cuisine, sans moquette. Il s'est mit à vomir à ce moment là et je n'ai que pu voir, impuissante, mon chien traverser tout le salon en vomissant. C'était horrible à ramasser, j'ai délavé la moquette à force de frotter.
By medocdoc - 22/11/2014 20:48 - France - Clermont-ferrand
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By lou127 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
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By Anonyme - 28/11/2014 15:33 - Belgique
Bonjour. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. En effet, c'est plutôt celle de Marion d'ailleurs. Je lui ai vraiment tout pris. En fait si je suis engagé à sa place c'est une question de tâches que je peux effectuer et pas elle (diplôme et compétences requises sans rentrer dans les détails). En réalité quand le boss a sorti la phrase en question c'était pour un sujet anodin et pas un "dossier délicat" mais il faut bien embellir pour qu'une VDM passe. C'est alors que Marion m'a dit "ca c'est une VDM!" J'ai donc décidé de rédiger cela. Merci de l'avoir lu et commenté. Et vive les VDM que je lis beaucoup trop souvent.