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By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By Liz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By SpongeBin - 11/11/2015 23:52 - Royaume-Uni - London
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By Anonyme - 12/11/2015 18:32 - Belgique
By loco - 12/11/2015 19:22 - France - Toulouse
By super maman - 13/11/2015 19:04 - France
By Experte en connologie - 15/11/2015 09:58 - Suisse
By Point - 15/11/2015 12:12 - France - Moyenmoutier
By hemince - 16/11/2015 08:01 - France
By Anonyme - 16/11/2015 15:26 - France - Montpellier
By MalaiseSilencieu - 16/11/2015 18:23 - France - Troyes
By Nat49 - 17/11/2015 00:12 - États-Unis - Fremont
By bblop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Puy-l'eveque
Bonjour/Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Très surpris de la publication de la VDM (Je n'ai pas crée de compte, pensant qu'elle ne serait pas publiée. ) Je pense que quelques précisions s'imposent : Tout d'abord, j'ai bien évidemment chanté la Marseillaise après la minute de silence. Ensuite, mes collègues ( et mon patron ) m'ont fixés d'un air ahuri. Je crois même avoir entendu quelques rires. Le fait que tout le monde m'ai remarqué m'a forcé à continuer ! Je me suis quand même rattrapé après avoir fini en demandant comment était ma prestation, ce qui a fait passer la "pilule". Cet acte "patriote" m'a valu comme surnom : "le Marseillais". Pas d’inquiétude, mes collègues l'ont pris au second degré. Je suis cependant surpris par leur manque de discernement !