La violence ne résout rien
By LaHonteDeMaVie - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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C'est moi qui ai écrit l'article. La grande distrib, c'est pas un monde facile. Je ne fais pas que de la caisse, je suis dans un petit magasin et on est polyvalent. Donc quand tous les jeunes viennent acheter leur liche de Heineken de couleur verte et que tu as du monde derrière, tu fais pas gaffe à ce que tu scannes... Quelle glande celle là aussi, je lui ai bien dit que pour vendre de l'alcool, j'avais besoin de sa carte (elle avait quoi, 16 ans...). Elle aurait pû me dire que c'était pas de l'alcool mdr. Fin bon, sur le coup je me suis senti très con, mais après, avec le recul, j'ai trouvé ça marrant. Bien pour VDM.