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By grossebizue - 01/05/2014 09:26 - France - Amou
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By grossebizue - 01/05/2014 09:26 - France - Amou
By kadewe - 01/05/2014 15:48 - France - Chambourcy
By petman - 01/05/2014 15:59 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
By Anonyme - 02/05/2014 07:27
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By cha_chou_nette - 02/05/2014 13:14 - France - Marseille
By bonbentantpis - 02/05/2014 14:17 - France - Les Pavillons
By Mama31 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Puyricard
By Anonyme - 02/05/2014 16:39 - France
By mawt1 - 03/05/2014 03:15 - Canada - Montréal
By lisa - 03/05/2014 08:11 - France - Compolibat
By Anonyme - 03/05/2014 10:10 - France - Florange
By rastapopoulos - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By j'entendsrien - 03/05/2014 19:27 - États-Unis - San Francisco
By biwies - 03/05/2014 19:33 - France - Ris
By LaCavalerie - 03/05/2014 19:41 - France - Beaucamps-ligny
By Anonyme - 04/05/2014 07:02 - France - Besan
By Ombre - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 04/05/2014 21:08 - France - Noeux-les-mines
By Quelqu'und'autre - 05/05/2014 14:58 - France - Strasbourg
Bonjour bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur et je viens rétablir un petit peu de justice. La situation était la suivante : j'étais sur une piste cyclable, à un seul sens, comme on en trouve plein à Strasbourg. Le mec qui est arrivé en face de moi était donc complètement à contre-sens, alors que, sur le trottoir de l'autre côté de la rue, il avait une autre piste cyclable dans le bon sens, elle. De fait, comme j'étais en règle, je me disais qu'il se décalerait. Sauf que comme l'espace pour se décaler était sur ma droite (donc sa gauche), lui croyait que moi, je me décalerais, selon la logique de tout le monde ici. Ce que je n'ai pas fait. Et lui non plus. Bon, au final, on va bien tous les deux, du moins je crois.
Coucou, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En effet, #35, il était venu chercher son boxer. Il a quitter la salle de bain rapidement en cachant les bijoux sous mille excuses. Ne criez pas au scandale ou à la pédophilie, il n'a même pas osé me regarder dans la salle de bain tellement il avait honte. :') Bonne journée. PS. Merci à l'équipe de d'avoir publié ma VDM.