By wistiti2501 - 03/05/2012 14:56 - France - Besan
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By wistiti2501 - 03/05/2012 14:56 - France - Besan
By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
By Anonyme - 05/05/2012 10:06 - France - Toulon
By Anonyme - 05/05/2012 16:13 - France - Paris
By ClemChouchou - 07/05/2012 15:50 - Belgique - Wiers
By check14 - 08/05/2012 21:07 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 10/05/2012 11:54 - France - Nanterre
By natouuuyyy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By JoRedWhale - 15/05/2012 12:10 - France - Capdenac-gare
By Skawix - 27/05/2012 20:25 - France - Pugnac
Je souhaite préciser que je sais que les écouteurs à vélo sont dangereux, mais je n'en mets toujours qu'un seul à UNE seule oreille, comme cela j'entends l'extérieur sans être enfermé dans une bulle. Et merci pour vos commentaires :)
By Lebonbout - 31/05/2012 23:26 - France - Chamali
By axelfoot - 04/06/2012 19:27 - France - Paris
By Catherineqc87 - 06/06/2012 00:09 - Canada - Sherbrooke
By Kevin - 25/06/2012 20:02 - France - Paimboeuf
By yaydeutschland - 29/06/2012 21:50 - Allemagne - Berlin
By Donald - 03/07/2012 10:59 - France - L'isle-d'abeau
By Coup-Coup - 05/07/2012 12:42 - France - Santeny
By JaussGordan - 07/07/2012 10:43 - France - Reims
Pour préciser, mon contrat n'a pas été compromis, après une bonne rigolade on m'a juste demandé de ne pas faire ça avec toutes les boites, et d'éviter d'en laisser quand je partirai (c'est un job d'été ;) )
By fifail - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Aquaphile - 09/07/2012 07:03 - France - Sarcelles
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je m'excuse de ne pas avoir repondu a vos commentaires plus tot, mais je n'avais pas d'acces internet, et je n'ai vu qu'aujourd'hui que, SUPRISE!, ma VDM avait ete publiee. Pour la categorie, je viens de decouvrir qu'elles existaient. La categorie "sexe" doit se mettre automatiquent je pense... Donc, c'est une erreur a la base. Le portable n'avait pas ete donne a ma niece, elle l'a trouve, je ne sais par quel moyen. C'est perfide ces petites chose que l'on appelle enfants... Malheureusement, mon portable n'etait pas etanche. En tout cas, il est foutu. Sinon, merci a ceux qui ont apprecie l'ecriture de cette VDM. Je l'ai tournee dans tous les sens avant de la poster. Je pense d'ailleurs que c'est l'ecriture qui a permis sa publication, etant donne que l'anectode est a la base tres basique. Je m'excuse aussi pour la non-presence d'accents, mais je suis actuellement en Angleterre, et je n'ai rien suivi quand ma famille d'accueil m'a exlique comment mettre les accents avec un clavier QWERTY.
Bonjour, c'est moi qui ai posté la VDM. Cette histoire m'est arrivée quand j'avais 18 ans, je venais juste de rentrer en France pour mes études. Ma mère, restée à l'étranger, touchait des aides pour moi de la part du ministère des Affaires Etrangères, et pour cela elle m'avait demandé de lui envoyer un certificat du CROUS et un autre de la CAF pour prouver que je ne touchais ni bourses étudiantes, ni allocations. Je n'ai eu aucun soucis avec le CROUS, mais avec la CAF, cette petite comédie a duré prés d'1/2 heure, et ils ont finit par faire descendre un responsable, qui a fait descendre un autre responsable, qui m'a signé un pauvre papier photocopié en soupirant.....