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By Hop - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Hop - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By payoma - 04/09/2009 02:21
Satisfait que mon premier coup d'essai sur VDM ait été publié. :-) Mais quelle surprise de voir autant de commentaires sur cette petite histoire, et un bras de fer entre les pro et anti magnetoscope... Contrainte VDM oblige, j'ai du adapter la forme et l'histoire mais elle est véridique : elle s'est passée en 1987 (oui je sais pour la plupart vous n'étiez pas nés...), et je n'en étais pas l'acteur mais c'est un père qui la racontait au vendeur de sandwich, pour lequel j'attendais mon tour... et ça m'a marqué.
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By muad dib - 26/10/2009 08:47
OUAIIIISSS ! Ma VDM validée ! Alors pour la petit histoire, c'est une copine qui est à l'origine de cette anecdote mais étant donné que sur VDM on ne peut pas écrire "aujourd'hui il est arrivé une VDM à quelqu'un qu'je connais", je l'ai fait passer sous mon pseudo. Alors oui, elle possède une ancienne Golf rouge, et c'est tout à fait légal de prendre des pièces à la casse automobile pour réparer sa propre voiture. Après tout, certains peignent leur voiture dans des tons horrible, pourquoi on ne pourrait pas peindre une porte de chaque couleur ? Voilà voilà !