Ne jamais croiser les effluves !
By Betty - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Betty - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Bon, cool, ma VDM est là. Après, désolée de vous le dire les cocos, mais ça m'étonnerait que ma mère aie le temps de regarder Dr House alors qu'elle rentre du boulot à 23h et y repars vers 8 heures, donc dans son temps libre, elle a autre chose à faire qu'aller checker les streams de Dr House. Et puis comme l'a dit quelqu'un plus haut, si une VDM n'est pas un peu exagérée c'est pas assez drôle. En espérant avoir résolu le mystère du 'Trichera-Tricherapas'. Bonne soirée !
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By snif - 09/06/2010 15:51 - France
Oulalala je ne pensais vraiment pas déclencher une telle polémique en écrivant cette anecdote. Pour information, je portais un débardeur classique, et j'ai juste de la poitrine... Ca s'arrête la, je sais encore etre décente quand je garde des petits =) Et c'est bien la réponse du tac au tac du gamin qui me fait dire VDM !