By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany
By gracezering - 17/06/2014 11:45 - United States - Jeffersonville
By Carlee_Casten - 17/06/2014 20:51 - United Kingdom - London
OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)
By misoranomegami - 21/06/2014 02:48 - United States
By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon
By Razi_tail - 25/06/2014 04:13 - United States - Nixa
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
By headdesk - 25/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Kaneohe
By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker
By Anonymous - 28/06/2014 01:02 - United States - Imperial
By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 23:14 - Australia - Chatswood
By unwanted daughter - 02/07/2014 15:54 - Canada - Oliver
By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn
By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 19:25 - United States - Colonial Beach
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:20 - United Kingdom - Newcastle
By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth
By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States
By Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque
I'm the OP and the cashier was a female. I know! Wtf, right??