Marqué à vie
By merde - 17/01/2015 15:15 - France - Lyon
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
See, one of you was right.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By merde - 17/01/2015 15:15 - France - Lyon
By anonyme - 30/01/2015 00:32 - France - Paris
By miaou - 05/02/2015 21:42 - France - Gaillac
By AmourHaighTech - 06/02/2015 23:14 - France - Montpellier
By wingardiumlevioooosa - 01/04/2015 21:11 - France - Lyon
By il court le furet - 17/04/2015 07:10 - France - Marseille
By Simileen - 21/04/2015 14:15 - France
By Prisunic - 25/04/2015 19:52 - France - Paris
By Crabby - 08/05/2015 19:08 - France - Saint-avold
By Soldat96 - 13/05/2015 13:46 - France
By matou - 28/05/2015 16:44 - France - Caluire
By Anonyme - 05/06/2015 13:28 - France
By Dorian - 16/06/2015 14:03 - France - Lille
By France8 - 19/06/2015 13:27 - France - Lille
By Zelly - 28/06/2015 19:24 - France - Portiragnes
By tatiemma - 06/07/2015 19:44 - France - Plaisance-du-touch
By Prunelle - 08/07/2015 13:13 - France - Lille
By Anna - 08/07/2015 14:39 - France - Lille
By Anonyme - 22/07/2015 15:55 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 31/08/2015 07:33 - France - Le Mans
Ouah, je m'attendais pas à ce que ma VDM soit publiée en un temps aussi record ! Merci beaucoup la modération du site, vous avez fait ma journée, qui a soit dit en passant été affreuse... Comme vous l'aurez compris, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, et le patron du magasin dans lequel je bosse - où j'ai été embauchée au début de ce mois - nous a tous convoqué ce matin suite à une réunion du CA ayant eu lieu hier, et il nous a appris cette "super" nouvelle... Vous imaginez la tronche qu'on a du tirer quand on a compris qu'il était sérieux. Le pire, c'est que forcément, le samedi chez nous c'est jour de pointe, et des gens qui voulaient acheter des tabourets y en avaient tout de meme quelques uns dans le lot. Au début, j'ai omis de poser cette question, parce que je me doutais bien que le père de la famille nombreuse qui attendait sur la parking n'allait certainement pas utiliser ses nouveaux tabourets pour se foutre en l'air. Mais y a mon chef qui nous a reconvoqué à midi, et il a de nouveau insisté pour qu'on applique cette nouvelle procédure... Alors y a les gens qui pensent que c'est une blague et qui se marrent, d'autres qui voient à quel point c'est embarrassant pour nous de demander ça et qui prennent sur eux, mais y a aussi les gens pas du tout patients qui se mettent en colère et qui exigent de voir le directeur sur le champ... Bref, cette journée a été éprouvante, et c'est vraiment super cool de voir que cette VDM, que j'ai écrite à l'arret de bus sur un coup de tete, a été appréciée et publiée... Bon, j'arrete de raconter ma vie et je retourne à mes devoirs du soir, qui consiste à trouver une manière ludique et amusante de s'enquérir auprès de nos clients s'ils comptent se suicider très prochainement à l'aide de nos tabourets... Si vous avez des idées à proposer, n'hésitez pas, je suis preneuse ! x) Tchuuuss les gens ! PS : Bon visionnage à ceux qui regardent The Voice, comme mes deux chats x) PPS : Les deux en top commentaire, vous m'avez beaucoup faite rire xDDD