By anonyme - 13/06/2008 16:01
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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By BOBYEWING - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By mamdzelle - 26/09/2008 10:46
merci pour vos commentaire plus que sympas! pour vous répondre : effectivement y'a pire comme VDM mais c'est tellement symbolique des petits imprévus de la vie de maman que ... voilà ! et pour le trésor ? je vous laisse le découvrir : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wacp_et-si-jetais_people
By La Guigne - 21/10/2008 12:41
By selaka - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Wo0dy - 28/10/2008 18:15
Non mais c'est qu'en plus, des comme ça, j'en ai le droit environ toutes les semaines avec elle ... J'en reposterai peut-etre d'autre un jour... ( Je précise que c'est moi qui lui ai fait découvrir la Famille Addams et que Toy Story c'est très bien !!! :p )
By bigbaba - 29/10/2008 13:51
By Bontempi - 30/10/2015 16:00
Merci beaucoup pour tout ces compliments, j'avoue que j'ai un peu galéré pour faire loger tout ça en 300 signes! C'est vraiment une VDM, mais même moi, 1 semaine après, ça me fait rire... Petits détails supplémentaires que je n'avais pas pu caler dans la version originale, juste pour le plaisir : Ils ont pris nos sacs, mais pas le matos de camping (quand même assez cher et certainement plus facile à revendre). Pour la glacière, ils l'ont ouvert, ont étalé le beurre par terre, dénigré notre bocal de compote (pourtant peut-être le seul aliment encore comestible que la glacière contenait) et pris tout ce qui était probablement en voie de décomposition avancée (d'où le "malades"). Et la raison pour laquelle je dis que c'était des hommes est simple : vu la façon dont ils ont littéralement plié la portière, il y a plus de chance que ce soit des mecs, même si effectivement, une femme peut aussi être très forte. Simple loi de probabilité. Pour finir, je précise que les flics ont trouvé la voiture avant nous. Ils ont gentiment ouvert (et laissé ouverte) la fenêtre avant passager, pris nos papiers pour qu'on ne se les fasse pas piquer, et nous ont laissé un mot disant "your car has been stolen (non, sans blague ?) please come to the police office". Bien sûr, arrivé là-bas, pas un flic parlant francais ou anglais... Ne parlant pas espagnol, j'ai dû faire ma déclaration de vol en mime, c'était génial... J'ai peur que vous ne me croyez plus après ça, mais dernière petite anecdote : on rentre en France, prenant l'autoroute avec notre portière qui était écartée d'une bonne vingtaine de centimètres, on s'arrête sur une aire de repos après Bordeaux. Là un mec se pointe et dit "vous vous êtes fait braquer votre voiture?" Nous, l'air méchant "ben oui, ça se voit non ?" et il répond "vous voulez que je la remette ? je suis carrossier" et là, on a même pas eu le temps de dire oui qu'il a ouvert la porte, pris appui avec son genou et a redressé la portière en 2 temps 3 mouvements. Faudra quand même la changer, mais au moins on a pu faire le reste du chemin sans avoir cet horrible bruit d'appel d'air !