By Je-hais-Dora - 22/09/2015 16:19 - France - Ch?teauneuf-l?s-martigues
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Quoi que tu fasses, même à très haut niveau (sport, piano, maths, etc)... y aura toujours un petit chinois ou coréen de 5 ou 6 ans qui en aura déjà fait des milliers d'heures, et qui te surpassera.
Alors profite de ta life...
Comment faire le boulet sur VDM ? ?
Très facile : il suffit de répéter comme un mouton, les commentaires lus des milliers de fois.
- VDM de chats --> Chat alors (jeu de mots moisi) / Chat t'apprendra
- VDM de galères --> Je compatis / Grand moment de solitude (phobie des animaux grégaires...)
- VDM dégueu --> Bon appétit / Et bon appétit bien sûr / Un peu gluant mais appétissant
- VDM d'enfants --> Il ira loin ce petit / La vérité sort de la bouche des enfants / Précoces ces jeunes
- autres VDM --> Répéter une publicité entendue à la télé...
Je ne réponds pas aux "Slt sa va ?" ou aux plans Q... ^^
Essayez d'écrire quelque chose d'intéressant, intelligent, ou fun...
;)
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