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About Fuckingday

CARPE THAT FUCKING DIEM

Quoi que tu fasses, même à très haut niveau (sport, piano, maths, etc)... y aura toujours un petit chinois ou coréen de 5 ou 6 ans qui en aura déjà fait des milliers d'heures, et qui te surpassera.
Alors profite de ta life...

Comment faire le boulet sur VDM ? ?
Très facile : il suffit de répéter comme un mouton, les commentaires lus des milliers de fois.
- VDM de chats --> Chat alors (jeu de mots moisi) / Chat t'apprendra
- VDM de galères --> Je compatis / Grand moment de solitude (phobie des animaux grégaires...)
- VDM dégueu --> Bon appétit / Et bon appétit bien sûr / Un peu gluant mais appétissant
- VDM d'enfants --> Il ira loin ce petit / La vérité sort de la bouche des enfants / Précoces ces jeunes
- autres VDM --> Répéter une publicité entendue à la télé...

Je ne réponds pas aux "Slt sa va ?" ou aux plans Q... ^^
Essayez d'écrire quelque chose d'intéressant, intelligent, ou fun...
;)

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Mams19 5

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM. En fait et pour ne rien vous cacher, Je me suis auto-publiée pour me punir de mon acte, mais je ne pensais pas être publiée, je suis donc agréablement surprise!! J'ai énormément ri en vous lisant, lâchez-vous, j'avoue avoir eu un moment d'absence :-) Pour répondre à certains commentaires , non je ne suis pas blonde mais bien brune, je ne me sens pas comme quelqu'un de mentalement limité ( bien qu'en ayant fait ça on pourrait le croire!) et oui je suis une lectrice habituée de VDM, mais la VDM de la bougie n'a pas dû m'inspirer donc je n'en avais aucun souvenir. A vrai dire, au moment où j'ai commencé à renverser le contenu du pot, je me suis rendue compte de ma bêtise ... Trop tard! J'ai dû m'auto-insulter une centaine de fois! Résultat : cire partout dans les tuyaux et salle de bain inondée. Heureusement, on a réussi avec mon copain a réparer ma bêtise et tout est rentré dans l'ordre. Pour finir et pour vous raconter le fin mot de l'histoire, mon copain est ravi que je sois publiée sur VDM car je l'avais publié il y a deux ans environ ( VDM #7224733) et il s'en était pris plein la tête, ce sera à mon tour maintenant! Merci encore de m'avoir validée et merci de tous vos commentaires :-)