Sneaky
By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Jersey Shore
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Jersey Shore
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By KaylaRox1908 - 08/07/2015 02:45 - Canada - Cambridge
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 00:52 - United States - Las Vegas
By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco
By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States
By stonehengeva - 27/07/2015 03:00 - United States - Virginia Beach
By jlmbull - 29/07/2015 03:04 - United States - Lansing
By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
By SebastianCT - 19/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Tampa
By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay
By fuck you btichass cuntshit - 20/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Shelburne
By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park
By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco
Hey guys OP here... Can't believe this was posted to be honest!!! I had to make a account so I could explain what happened.. First off, it is a FAKE tooth that I have had trouble with and has fallen out numerous times before this coincidence. I haven't had a real tooth in that spot for 5 years now, so when the fake tooth falls out it doesn't bother me. Well at least it didn't. Unfortunately, the young girl was mortified, as was I?. She didn't eat her food after managers refunded and paid for a new meal, and replaced everything on the tray, (I felt terrible by the way). Although my managers were very understanding, the mother wasn't to happy and I doubt she'll be back(I don't blame her). Looking back now, it will be a great story to tell my kids someday. Now I'm looking into implants instead of having the chance of my fake tooth falling out onto another tray of food. Anyway thanks for the comments so far, you guys have me laughing my ass off! Keep it up, Thanks!!