By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
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Iladrice's favorite FMLs
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C'est gentil
By sigh - 21/06/2012 09:11 - Guadeloupe - Petit-bourg
By Meggiie - 16/07/2012 16:57 - France - Meyreuil
By Stillness - 16/07/2012 22:46 - France
Cinéphile
By capitainesaucisse - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
By inconnu - 26/07/2012 22:39 - France - Paris
J'en peux plus
By yoker - 09/09/2012 22:55 - France - Nantes
By zaza33 - 03/10/2012 09:37 - France - Flaujagues
Langage douteux
By frenchgirl - 16/10/2012 23:12 - Espagne - Barcelona
By gandalf - 10/11/2012 23:32 - France - Saint-vit
By sociopathe - 13/11/2012 23:05 - France - Tremblay
Zéro
By Anonyme - 17/11/2012 13:37 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
By papooes - 19/11/2012 17:21 - France - Grenoble
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Bonjour !! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Quelle joie qu'elle soit éditée !! Je n'y croyais pas !! Merci pour tous vos commentaires, certains m'ont bien faire rire :D Alors pour tout vous raconter ... J'étais assise dans mon canapé quand ma fille m'a demandé "Maman, comment as-tu rencontré Papa ?". Je lui ai donc raconté l'histoire : un jour, dans l'école où j'effectuais mes études, je suis allée aux toilettes (normal !). Sauf que c'était l'automne, il pleuvait depuis des jours et des jours, et la porte des toilettes était "gonflée d'eau", elle avait pris l'humidité. Elle bloquait donc un peu pour la fermer et l'ouvrir. C'était une porte ouvrant sur l'extérieur, et en forçant, en forçant, j'ai réussi à l'ouvrir pour sortir ! Sauf que ... derrière cette porte, il y avait un beau garçon qui passait par là et qui n'avait rien demandé à personne !! Il a reçu la porte en pleine figure. Il avait très mal au nez, je l'ai emmené à l'hôpital, pas de fracture, ouf ! On a sympathisé et de fil en aiguille ... je ne vais pas vous faire un dessin ! Et donc le lendemain de cette question, l'école de ma fille m'appelle ... Ma fille m'a expliqué qu'elle avait pensé que si Maman avait rencontré l'amour de sa vie comme ça, ça marcherait peut-être avec son amoureux. Et ... ça a marché (ou presque !!). Le petit s'est cassé le nez, mais les parents ne m'en veulent pas (je leur ai bien raconté l'histoire et ils ont dit que, bien que ce fut volontaire, c'était bien mignon !). Depuis, ma fille fait de jolis dessins à ce garçon et ils s'entendent vraiment très bien ... Nous avons également sympathisé avec les parents, et tout va pour le mieux ! Tout est bien qui finit bien ! Merci encore pour tous vos commentaires !! A bientôt !!
By Vokun - 23/11/2012 12:23 - France - Lille
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C'était une Vickens anglaise ^^ (je suis l'auteur)
By Anonyme - 24/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oshawa
By druide - 24/11/2012 21:13 - France - Rez
By HarryPotter - 30/11/2012 19:23 - France - Lunel-viel
Farceur
By Anonyme - 18/12/2012 07:18 - France
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
By mediamart - 13/01/2013 11:41 - France - Baume-les-messieurs
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.