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By Gossedemerde - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Gossedemerde - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Poupsie - 08/07/2012 17:13 - France - Lille
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )
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By cyril us 70 - 07/01/2015 12:55 - France
Merci d'avoir publié notre vdm. Alors je suis l'auteur de cette VDM enfin le demenageur pas le frigo. Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Alors il m'arrive de parlé en dormant mais rarement de soulever des frigo. Pour préciser l'allusion au frigo n'est pas en rapport avec ma copine mais nous venions d'emmenager dans notre appartemment donc je suppose que cela m'a obsédé. Malgré le reveil brutal pour ma chérie il le fut aussi pour moi car dans son reveil brutal j'ai recu quelque coup pour la reposer. Merci a tous