By deep impact - 06/06/2008 16:49
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King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Emimolette's favorite FMLs
By pasd'bol - 30/06/2008 23:18
La bonne blague
By Anonyme - 12/04/2011 23:56 - France
Petits malins !
By Petitprof - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Bonne question
By Badam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Mage D'eau - 03/03/2008 18:07
By kgkmogo - 08/10/2013 19:13 - France - Dugny
Famille de tarés
By pisseur - 10/10/2013 21:44 - France
By Ambition - 11/10/2013 06:20 - France - Crosne
Franche
By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
By Anonyme - 15/10/2013 15:34 - Belgique - Herve
Astucieux
By anonyme - 17/10/2013 07:18 - France - Montpellier
By kylian - 23/10/2013 21:38 - France - Cherbourg
By lyylou25 - 28/10/2013 07:53 - France - Dijon
lyylou25 tells us more.
Relou de base
By Fingerinthenose - 28/10/2013 08:07 - France - Marest
By chocofan - 02/11/2013 14:15 - Belgique
Pas faux
By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
By LeDoc - 26/11/2013 17:13 - France - Saint-sulpice-sur-risle
C'est l'heure !
By Fumble - 06/09/2022 18:20 - France - Rennes
By Mariion66 - 02/12/2013 10:58 - France - Montpellier
Mariion66 tells us more.
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Je tiens juste à apporter quelques petites précisions : les cours de comptabilité sont parfois ennuyeux du coup avec des copines on s'était amusées à s'envoyer des photos des Dieux Du Stade pendant un précédent cours pour se donner de la motivation et sans faire gaffe je les ai enregistrées dans le dossier comptabilité. Lundi ma prof, ayant besoin d'un ordinateur, a pris le mien et j'ai ouvert le dossier fatidique sans me rappeler de ces photos, chance : à ce moment là l'écran géant de l'amphi n'a pas marché ( censure ? ^^) et seule la prof a pu voir les vignettes des beaux sportifs (J'ai quand même vécu un grand moment de gène et de solitude). Au final elle m'a tendue sa clé USB pour qu'on mette ses cours ( pas pour que je lui passe les photos ^^). J'ai toujours était une gaffeuse (on me surnomme "petit Gaston"), j'ai vraiment eu honte, je crois que je suis devenue écarlate. Pour les commentaires qui disent que ça aurait pu être moi nue, je tiens à préciser que me voir dans le plus simple appareil n'est pas une source de motivation pour étudier (enfin pour moi). Ne voyez pas en moi une perverse ou autre, c'était juste un délire entre amies qui m'a un peu porté préjudice ;) Voilà voilà, en tout cas merci pour la validation c'est cool :) bonne journée à tous ... A bientôt.
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, juste pour informer les rageux il s'agit d'un téléphone à carte, sur lequel il restait 5€ à dépenser. Il était impossible de le rendre aux propriétaires. Doonc Peeeaaaaceee !