Stranger danger
By Shlapy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Versailles
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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By Shlapy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Versailles
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et oui elle à réellement 3 ans :)
By miam - 01/07/2013 22:30
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By Caarrive - 11/07/2013 16:31 - France
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !