By Moi - 15/10/2008 13:35
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Je vais donner un peu plus de précisions: Mon taf actuel est un job étudiant, donc bon déjà d'ici peu j'en change et c'est pas un problème. Ensuite, le problème était en fait le suivant: Je fais de la promotion dans la rue pour un restaurant italien, donc je suis devant le resto et je fais gouter aux passants des petits bouts de pizza, que je tiens dans une assiette sous une cloche (pour garder au chaud). Comme il fait assez froid la pizza se refroidi super vite, mais comme les cuisto ont beaucoup de boulo en cuisine je peux pas non plus leur demander une nouvelle pizza toutes les 5min. Ce qui s'est passé, c'est que lorsque le boss est passé et qu'il a gouté la pizza il a dit que c'était froid, et ensuite il m'a dit "je t'ai embauchée car tu avais l'air intelligente..." etc etc vous connaissez la suite. L'instant d'après il disait au cuisto que sa bouf n'était pas bonne, et aux serveurs qu'ils savent pas servir. Donc bon, moi au moins j'ai eu un compliment en début de phrase! Quant à mon pseudo ce n'est pas un problème, je suis actuellement en angleterre et mon boss parle pas français... En fait je dois reconnaitre que lorsqu'il m'a dit ça j'ai eu un peu envie de rigoler. Quand même, faut être un sacré personnage pour balancer aux gens des trucs pareils! Mais ça m'a pas réellement touché... Merci pour les comm' et bonne VDM à tous!