By oldshit - 01/10/2008 16:41
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Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Orianette's favorite FMLs
By missbenne - 03/10/2008 22:01
By Emi - 19/10/2008 14:23
By Rara1 - 27/10/2008 12:21
J'capte pas
By sleepy - 01/11/2008 10:01
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By gnagnou - 11/11/2008 21:59
gnagnou tells us more.
DONNE !
By plum - 23/11/2008 16:43
By Kokow - 29/11/2008 22:17
By PanterA - 03/12/2008 15:07
PanterA tells us more.
J'ai des cheveux à mi chemin entre mi-longs et longs, mais je crois qu'on voit du premier coup d'oeil que je suis un garçon (musculature développée et barbe). La rage, n'empêche. Souffrant un peu d'un manque d'affection plus qu'évident du fait que je n'attire nullement pas la gente féminine, ça me fait chier que la première fois que je me fasse draguer se passe ainsi. Enfin, ce vieux bonhomme a eu de la chance. Il aurait pu tomber sur un homophobe violent. Moi je me suis juste barré rapidement. ^^"
By Miaou - 15/12/2008 01:49
By freeskieur - 27/12/2008 20:01
Gens de confiance
By kalk - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By dimeomurano - 30/12/2008 17:52
By jack-jack - 12/01/2009 18:05
By Skooboutouf - 06/02/2009 15:03
By Lacro - 24/02/2009 20:04
Au boulot !
By monchat - 06/03/2009 19:44
By ramette - 14/03/2009 11:06
ramette tells us more.
Hé bé, je pensais pas avoir toutes ces réactions, ça fait marrer et ça fait plaisir... Bon, explication: je pense qu'il est sincère, ça fait un moment qu'on est ensemble. C'est plutôt le côté ascenseur émotionnel ! Et encore, y a pas moyen de poster l'image: air amoureux éperdu du chat potté, puis en 1/1000e de seconde, expression vieux poivrot à 2 doigts de gerber en disant "chuis bourré"... Merci pour les votes et les commentaires!
By alberta - 09/06/2009 12:28
Je suis bien une fille! Pour la petite histoire : je rentre dans un magasin, je fais le tour en environ 20 minutes puis je cherche ma mère qui est toujours (dans toutes sortes de magasins), toujours devant le 1er rayon à se demander des questions du genre : "et ça, ça pourrait aller avec ça?", "et ça plairait à machin ou pas?", "ça, c'est pas très beau comme ça au milieu du reste mais si on l'assortissait avec, je suis sûre que ça rendrait bien"....etc etc... Du coup, en attendant je refais le tour, puis un autre... puis m'éclate à tout essayer... puis attends... puis mange... puis attends... puis squatte le banc tout en donnant mon avis... Grâce à elle, j'ai appris la patience et à refouler mon énervement (voyons le côté positif!!!).