Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Batman01234 - 02/02/2013 11:16 - Nouvelle-Calédonie
By Nouka - 07/02/2013 00:22 - France - Paris
By rolf_9369 - 13/02/2013 00:04 - France - Meyzieu
Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)
By Caroline - 15/02/2013 13:01 - France - Nice
By Surprise-Man - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mariol
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By L07292 - 15/03/2013 09:56 - France - Bayonne
Pour ceux qui veulent plus de détails, voilà un petit passage (fort alléchant) du fameux e-mail reçu : "Nous recherchons de nouveaux talents. Aucun critère physique requis. Ce qui compte c'est le charme du modèle. Chaque modèle signe un contrat d'une année avec un salaire mensuel (à partir de 5000 euros net par mois hors primes). Chaque tournage rapporte une prime de tournage allant de 7500 à 30 000 euros."
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By WTF - 13/04/2013 08:45 - Belgique - Ath
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Alors pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai évidemment été à la rencontre de l'instit le lendemain pour lui expliquer, mais sa note n'a pas beaucoup changé ( D+ ) puisque sa rédaction n'était pas très bonne. Pour ceux qui disent que à 7 ans on ne sait pas écrire, si si, on apprend à écrire en CP, et ma fille est en CE1. Et ceux qui disent qu'en CE1 on ne fait pas de rédaction, la preuve que si, mais eux n'appelle pas ça des rédactions. Et mon chat noir ne m'a jamais porté malheur, ne vous en faites pas, il est même adoré de tout le monde ^^