By Ballyballon - 17/08/2012 08:03 - France
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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By fifibrindacier - 02/03/2010 14:08
Wouhou ! Je m’attendais à un petit débat si la VDM était publiée, pas à une polémique...^^ Donc, pour commencer, j’assume sans problème le fait de mater du porno, de regarder du rugby avec une pizza et une bonne bière. Le souci, c’est que mes potes me surprennent comme ça m’amuse un peu moins... (Qui aimerait se faire surprendre avec du **** allumé sur son PC par des amis de sexe opposé ?) Pour précision, j’ai zappé le début du match, occupée devant mon ordinateur (hum), et quand j’ai fini ma petite affaire, j’ai percuté de l’heure, j’ai donc sauté sur la télé, en mettant le truc en pause et en zappant totalement, vu que je suis rentrée dans le match direct. Donc quant mes potes sont arrivés, ils m’ont bien chambré, et il a fallu quelques minutes avant que je percute de ce qu’il y avait sur mon pc. Ils savent que ça m’arrive, mais le voir était une autre affaire^^ Et je sens qu’ils ont pas fini de me chambrer, même si c’est pas méchant. Quoi qu’il en soit, sur le moment, je n’étais pas super à l’aise. Quant à mon physique, c’est clair que je ne corresponds pas aux critères « féminins », vu que je suis assez musclée et avec de l’embonpoint, poste de pilier oblige. Maintenant, dans ma façon de m’habiller, j’essaie un maximum de compenser ça, je mets des talons, je me maquille, et contrairement à certains clichés, je me lave même assez régulièrement ^^ Je ne pense quand même pas ressembler à une armoire à glace dans la rue. Et même si, je suis bien dans ma peau et dans mes formes, c’est pour moi l’essentiel.