By Archibald_C - 26/11/2011 09:50 - France
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Pour information : j'aime ça..... autant que n'importe qui ;) Fauteuil roulant ne signifie pas insensible ou impuissant ;)
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L'embrouille c'est que ma rue est en travaux, du coup le marquage au sol n'a pas encore été fait. L'autiste d'agent a estimé que cette "place" était autant une place que celles à coté qui ne gènent pas car l'absence de marquage au sol n'explicitait pas d'interdiction de se garer à cet endroit... L'explication de l'agent est tirée par les cheveux et c'est surtout hors la loi puisque d'après le code de la route Article R417-10 : III. - Est également considéré comme gênant la circulation publique le stationnement d'un véhicule : 1° Devant les entrées carrossables des immeubles riverains ; V. - Lorsque le conducteur ou le propriétaire du véhicule est absent ou refuse, malgré l'injonction des agents, de faire cesser le stationnement gênant, l'immobilisation et la mise en fourrière peuvent être prescrites dans les conditions prévues aux articles L. 325-1 à L. 325-3. Tout ça pour dire que j'ai perdu ma journée à cause d'une lumière de la police qui ne connait pas la loi et qui a mal fait son boulot.
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En tant qu'auteur de cette VDM je tien à préciser qu'après plusieurs tentatives de lui faire comprendre que c'est MON compte, que je gère ma paye comme je veux et que par conséquent elle n'a pas à espionner tous mes achats mais en vain... J'ai donc décidé de changer mon code...
By neoyz85 - 13/02/2012 23:36 - France
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Pour tous les incultes qui sont allés en Louvre simplement pour pouvoir dire qu'ils y sont allés sans manifestement prendre le soin de s'intéresser aux œuvres, il s'agit ici du sarcophage de Djedhor. Il est en grauwacke, mesure 2,65 mètres de long sur 1 mètre de hauteur, est de provenance inconnue, et date donc de la Basse Epoque, XXXème dynastie. Il se trouve dans la salle 14 du département des Antiquités Egyptiennes, et n'est protégé par aucune vitre. Je vous invite à aller le voir, afin de parfaire votre "culture"...