By MOLLY - 14/04/2012 14:16 - France - Rennes
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Ma vie est une ode à la théorie de la contrariété, menée par Héraclite l'obscur et considérée comme obsolète dès Aristote.
D'une féminité exacerbée à un masculinisme affirmé.
D'un ensemble de tristesse, pleurs, divagations sentimentales, erreurs de choix de vie à une joie de vivre, un sourire, une gaieté de façade dont je tente de me persuader.
D'une vie sentimentale chaotique et brisant les tabous à une morale irréprochable.
D'un athéisme mordant à une laïcité parfaite.
Du civil a l'uniforme.
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