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By pfff - 15/07/2015 00:13 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By pfff - 15/07/2015 00:13 - France
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By Anonyme - 03/08/2015 00:49 - France - Port-de-bouc
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je n'ai pas de certitude quand au fait que le conducteur soit atteind d'Alzheimer ou soit juste senile. en tout cas il est âgé de 88 ans. Et en fait plus le temps passait, plus sa comprehension de l'evenement s'estompait... Il m'a percuter alors qu'il sortait de son stationnement situé de l'autre côté de la chaussée. Pour lui, a la fin, il etait persuadé et semblait sincere, que l'accident s'etait deroulé deux cent metres plus bas, et que c'est moi qui l'avais percuté alors qu'il attendait tranquillement au feu rouge. La présence d'un temoin et de plusieurs autres personne qui lui expliquaient que les points d'impact ne correspondaient pas avec sa version n'ont rien changé. En tout cas si il jouait la comedie, chapeau, il aurait du etre acteur. Je pense juste qu'il avait pas la lumière a tous les etages. Merci l'equipe de VDM de m'avoir publié en tout cas, c'est un honneur pour moi qui vous suis depuis toutes ces années.