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By ADT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By ADT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
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By flodu66 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Nutte - 23/08/2011 22:05 - France
Tiens donc, je l'ignorais ! Vous auriez au moins pu me le dire avant que je choisisse mon pseudo ;P ! Pour la petite histoire, la chatte ne s’appellera finalement pas Nutte mais ... Schufie ! C'est mon père qu'il l'a proposé, on trouvais tous ça assez classe et on a accepté. Il nous a tous fais jurer de garder ce nom, avant de nous balancez ceci : "Eh ! Vous avez jurez de garder le nom hein ? Non je dis ça parce que les changements de nom, à la fin chat schufie !" VDM
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By Anonyme - 03/10/2011 00:06 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*