Passion
By Yandemassieux - 06/04/2009 10:16
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By poissar2 - 01/05/2009 18:48
Pour l'anecdote, on était mort de rire tous les 2, moi d'avoir sorti un truc pareil et lui fier de sa connerie. Mais étant aussi une grande adepte de dans ton cul, j'étais un peu jalouse qu'il m'ait coiffée au poteau... Je regrette grandement de ne pas être un homme car je n'ai pas le loisir de pouvoir aussi répondre à la question "comment?" par "comme ma bite dans ton cul!"
By Persi - 02/05/2009 16:20
By richard_8 - 03/05/2009 18:42
mon voisin a enfin connecté son cerveau quand je lui ai dit: "vous vous foutez de moi !!! c'est vous avec le son de votre télé. 8h du matin un dimanche, je voudrais bien dormir moi !!!" et là un petit pardon est sorti de sa bouche et il est parti tout penaud. lol
d'abord un grand merci pour vos commentaires de soutien: VDM quand même, mais un peu moins du coup. thanks quant à la suite... ça devient tragique... je lui dis donc "t'as un gros cul!...". silence de la fille qui arrête de s'agiter: pas conscient (et toujours déstabilisé), je me dis que j'ai dû faire mouche. Elle me demande: "quoi? j' ai un gros cul?". plein d'audace devant ce que je pense être une réussite, je ne trouve rien de mieux à faire que de lui attraper les fesses et de lui sortir "ouais, mais j'adore ton gros cul !" et pour toute réponse, une grande gifle dans ma gueule... mais je me suis quand même excusé par téléphone (elle refuse de me voir désormais...). mais je la comprends: j'aurais pu trouver mieux.