Masterchef
By Lucie032 - 26/05/2013 18:02 - France - Villejuif
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coucou ! C'est moi qui ait posté la vdm, je viens de créer mon compte pour vous rajouter des petits détails ! Alors en fait, il jouait aux Sims2 sur ma DS. Ceux qui connaissent, c'est celui qui se passe à Zarbville ou on se retrouver à gérer un hôtel qu'il faut agrandir au fur et à mesure. Mon père (ou plutot son sims) se trouvait dans la salle où on pouvait composer des musiques. Il était en train d'essayer d'en faire une de mémoire (il est musicien) mais n'arrivait pas à se concentrer et à entendre parce que les sims venaient applaudir et faire des "oupatou" juste à côté du sien... d'où le beau "vos gueules" qui est sorti. Personnellement, je me suis pris un fou rire quand j'ai compris que les gosses dans la rue ont prit ça pour eux et lui a été un peu penaud en comprenant qu'il leur avait fait peur. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas ! Et oui, j'ai un super papa pour ça. En fait, il n'est pas spécialement fan de jeux vidéos. Il a joué seulement à ce jeu de sims (il adorait se balader en caleçon dans toute la ville) et il a joué à deux jeux harry potter sur game boy color. Sinon il était plutôt jeu de cartes et jeux de société x)
By maman - 04/08/2013 06:32 - France - Piolenc
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)