La vieillesse est un naufrage… qui emmerde le monde
By Babé Matthieu - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - France
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et pour arrêter ce débat disant si je suis une fille ou un garçon, je vous assure que je suis une fille ^^" et que je suis en 3ème, donc "les lycéens de nos jours --" Bah... nan, c'est plutôt "les collégiens de nos jours --" Effectivement, #51, je m'inclus dans le "aucune réaction des filles"
By Harmonia - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la vdm mais étant pas connecté quand je l'ai poster, je ne sais pas si cela va prendre en compte. Donc l'histoire c'est que comme tous les chats, Mister Little, me ramenais des souris,mulot et autres proies. Mais il a du se rendre compte que c'était pas terrible donc depuis 1 mois il s'est rabattu sur les doudous. (oui c'est plus drole). Pour remettre les choses dans le contexte, la crèche le connais bien vu qu'il passe ses journées à dormir sur les jeux extérieurs. Le problème c'est que les enfants aussi donc il s'approchent d'eux tranquillement chope le doudou et se tire en courant! Du coup fin du monde pour les enfants, personnel en galère, moi en colère et chat qui jubile (oui il jubile, il est sournois je vous dit). Mais vous inquiétez pas, la crèche ne va pas porter plainte vu que soit je ramène les doudous soit ils viennent les chercher. Et je ne vais pas me débarrasser de Mister Little non plus. Mais le coup de la banque je vais y réfléchir très sérieusement! Allez Tchao.