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By Anonyme - 02/01/2014 21:53 - France - Toulon
Hey, salut tout le monde :) je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai pas lu tous les commentaires mais comme sur chaque VDM y'en a des bien rigolos, et d'autres moins. Je vais essayer d'expliquer un peu mieux ce qui m'est arrivé ^^ (enfin, ce que j'ai fais subir à mon copain). On venait tout juste de se disputer, par téléphone bien sûr. Et vu que je fais parti de ces gens qui s'énervent très (très très) vite et qui réagit au quart de tour je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de lui raccrocher au nez. C'est pas la première fois que ça nous arrive, il y en eu beaucoup. Après, comme vous le savez, j'ai regretté et vous connaissez la suite ! Je me suis immédiatemment confondue en excuses, et il a débarqué chez moi, a fouillé mon téléphone (peut-être être qu'il espérait trouver le nom ou les messages d'un quelconque amant) et n'a rien trouvé. J'ai essayé tant bien que mal de lui expliquer. Le pauvre, il était totalement déboussolé il ne savait plus quoi croire. C'est encore un peu tendu mais notre couple a survécu, des disputes et des décisions prises sur un coup de tête il y en aura d'autres ! Je suis quand même contente que ma VDM ait été validée, peut-être que dans quelques années on racontera tout ça à nos enfants et on en rira. Après, c'est clair que je ne passe pas pour la meilleure des copines ou même des femmes avec cettz VDM, mais j'assume entièrement. Bonne (fin de) journée à tous ! :)