Salaud !
By mahili - 17/11/2010 16:38 - Maurice
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By mahili - 17/11/2010 16:38 - Maurice
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Le chat est un jeune mâle qui a été retrouvé mort le matin suite à une bagarre avec un vieux mâle. C'est mon fils qui l'a retrouvé et qui m'a averti. Je l'ai mis de coté car je n'avais pas le temps de m'en occuper tout de suite. Pendant que je vaquais à mes occupations, il a préféré s'en occuper et se faire sa petite cérémonie. Pourquoi ne pas avoir mis une croix ? Certainement parce qu'il n'en connait pas la signification, tout simplement.
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en fait je ne sais pas comment ca s'écrit mais la prononciation est exactement la même ! "Gandon" si vous en connaissez d'autres, allez y, chambrez ;)
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)