By Shenzy - 15/03/2009 20:47
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Hell-ji's favorite FMLs
By hmmm - 15/03/2009 23:20
By roidesanes - 19/03/2009 17:22
By Earthquake - 21/03/2009 21:02
By Argh - 22/03/2009 23:02
Le Secret
By rayman2 - 23/03/2009 14:06
By harshsnap - 26/03/2009 21:23
harshsnap tells us more.
By fab'31 - 27/03/2009 16:50
Rêveur
By jereve - 29/03/2009 19:23
By Mlle Sparrow - 29/03/2009 20:33
By sushi - 01/04/2009 21:30
sushi tells us more.
#9 avec moi on regarde pas la télé :) et je juuuure que je ne l'ai pas poussé. Cela dit il a assez vite rigolé... et les bisoux magiques marchent toujours aussi bien.
By nay - 02/04/2009 00:45
P'tit con
By Logeek - 05/04/2009 09:56
C'est qui alors ?
By Totony - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Better out than in
By Happypéteur - 08/04/2009 19:59
Déconcentration
By Inconnu - 08/04/2009 20:00
By rien à faire... - 11/04/2009 10:40
rien à faire... tells us more.
je m'attendais à une réaction horrible mais elle m'a juste regardé avec des yeux genre "t'es pathétique" puis elle est rentré dans la chambre et a fermé la porte :D
Every day is Caturday
By Genre-Style - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By bilou - 13/04/2009 00:00
Pardon ?
By CALOUPET - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'avoue que pour le coup c'est un peu la honte, cela dit c'était un exercice qui devait être corrigé une semaine auparavant (donc j'avais un peu oublié), et c'était à 8 heures un lundi matin. Et j'aimerais bien vous voir suivre un prof qui vous fait copier des lignes de chiffres quand la forme de vos "7" ne lui convient pas, qui a des tics de visage et qui a des expressions comme "Vous ne voyez pas ? Il faut enlever les peaux de saucisson sur les yeux !" =D