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  • Arc, France
  • 33 years-old
  • Wednesday 02 June 1993
  • Single

About Hell-ji

" Faut s'calmer les gens on a plus 16 ans "
" La vie n'est pas un gag " ah bon ?!!

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Beginner

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Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Hell-ji's favorite FMLs

chipouillete tells us more.

chipouillete 0

Avec un peu de retard, la suite de cette histoire... ;) Ce jour là je me suis sentie très bête, j'ai bien mis 5 mn avant de repondre à son "?"... Je lui ai finalement expliqué que je discutais avec une amie qui ne savait pas exactement comment évoquer son problème à sa gyneco, et que je lui avais donné le terme le plus approprié. Puis nous sommes passé à autre chose, et je l'en remercie... Aujourd'hui, nous sommes ensemble depuis 1 an, et il y a peu je lui ai avoué ma boulette... et lui m'a avoué qu'il n'avait jamais cru à cette histoire d'amie et que ça l'avait fait bien rire...

Xya tells us more.

Xya 11

Non non je suis bien une femme ^^'. Le pire c'est qu'il y a bien des toilettes pour femmes, mais en réhabilitation handicapé. Donc, zou, chez les hommes. D'autant que je suis la seule femme, et je ne crois pas être handicapée Oô, 'fin bon. Les collègues se sont bien foutus de moi, et je sens que ca va durer un certain moment. J'appréhende le prochain pipi T_T Ravie de vous avoir fait rire au moins.

aelia_oups tells us more.

aelia_oups 0

alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !