Tiens !
By TCL - 05/07/2013 09:30 - France - Villeurbanne
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By TCL - 05/07/2013 09:30 - France - Villeurbanne
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM (J'utilise le compte VDM d'une amie car je n'ai pas de compte à moi). Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire ! Alors non, ma femme n'est pas un tyran domestique et je ne suis pas une lopette (et je suis rentré à la maison !!) La raison de cette VDM, c'est que j'ai eu un énorme accrochage avec la voiture que nous venons d'acheter et dans laquelle nous avions placé toutes nos économies. La voiture, complètement ruinée désormais, devait nous aider à avoir de la place pour accueillir très bientôt ... un heureux événement ! Hormones aidant, elle s'est vite emballée mais vite calmée aussi ! Voilà vous savez tout !
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Salut a tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ( j'avais perdu mon mot de passe et donc publié en anonyme ) merci d'avoir valider ma VDM ! Vous êtes beaucoup a vous poser la question sur l'origine de ce surnom et je dois dire que moi aussi encore aujourd'hui je me repose la question ^^ il me semble que c'était en 6e, je cherchais un pseudo pour ma PS3, et m'appelant Enzo mais ne voulant pas mettre mon vrai surnom jusqu'à ce moment, a savoir Zozo, il m'est venu l'idée de Zouzouil! Au début ce n'était qu'un pseudo PS3, mais après des années a jouer en réseau avec mes amis PS3 ( dont mon meilleur ami ) ceux ci ont commencé a m'appeler par mon pseudo ! Ce qui est resté. Ensuite, ce qu'il faut savoir c'est que c'est son fils ( a mon prof ) qui lui a révéler mon surnom ( vu que le surnom c'est répondu a tout mes amis ) et lui a demander de m'appeler ainsi devant tout le monde des la première occasion, ce qu'il ne manqua pas ! Je ne pouvais nier car beaucoup de personnes étaient au courant et se sont retourner que moi ( qui était au fond de la classe ) en riant ! Sur le coup j'ai était surpris ( et un peu gêné ) mais j'en ai vite rigolé ! Il ne m'a appeler qu'une fois comme ça. J'avoue que, connaissant personnellement ce prof, l'idée de signer un copie par Zouzouil m'a plusieurs fois traversé l'esprit, mais avec les notes que j'avais, j'avais plus a perdre qu'à gagner en le taquinant ! Voilà vous savez tout ! Encore merci pour de l'avoir validée !