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By Night_trottoire - 15/03/2014 12:20 - France - Malakoff
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By Night_trottoire - 15/03/2014 12:20 - France - Malakoff
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bonjouuuur je suis l'AUTEURE !!! Quelle joie de voir ma VDM publiée même si j'aurai préféré une autre histoire ! je viens m' expliquer aux parents modèles qui reconnaitraient le cri de leur bambins entre mille. je suis actuellement mère seule avec 2 enfants car papa est parti 4 mois faire la guerre. J'avoue qu'entre le boulot, la maison, les bébés et les corvées de courses, la fatigue est a son comble. Ensuite comme beaucoup l'ont dit, un sms d'un numero inconnu on ne fait pas spécialement attention. Quand j'ai reçu le sms de la miss me disant que ct mon bébé je nai pas pu m'empecher de rire de honte. J'en ai parlé a mon homme le soir, il m'a bien sur pris pour une folle, je lui ai donc envoyé la fameuse photo et il m'a avoué qu'il était méconnaissable. (j'ai aussi demandé a des amis pour vérifié que je n'étais pas si atteinte que ca) Pour finir j'aimerai faire un big up a la personne qui trouve absurde de raconter ce genre de chose et d'en rire. Tu as raison, je m'en vais de ce pas me tailler les veines a coup de couteau a beurre et je pense qu'un peu d'humour au 2nd degrés ne te ferai pas de mal (ou alors va ailleurs). Des bisous a tous et vive les enfants ;-)