By Anonyme - 11/02/2013 06:45 - France - Aytr
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Pas la foi de me décrire, alors MP si tu n'es pas satisfait(e).
Ah oui, et n'oublie pas d'être heureux, on n'a qu'une vie après tout...
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By Freditane - 12/03/2013 14:53 - Belgique - Brussels
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Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D
By FoxOce - 13/03/2013 22:56 - France - Saint-pierre-
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et je vais "éclaircir" les choses : 1 : Nous ne pouvions pas sortir de chez nous car 1,50 mètre de neige, bloquait notre porte, et je ne m'amuserais pas à sortir sous un vent de bord de mer avec de la neige ! 2 : (J'ai un peu honte de le dire ça mais...) JE N'AI PAS DE SECHE CHEVEUX ! 3 : De toute façon, j'avais plus d'électricité. 4 : Oui, la basse-normandie, mais je ne vous parles pas de Caen ou autres... J'habite près de Cherbourg, à La Glacerie, une petite ville en haut de la montagne du roule. Le fait d'être en altitude il fait énormément plus frois ! 5 : Pour la question d'internet : cela fait 4 jours que "la crise de neige" dure, nous avions de l'électricité, mais très faible, même pas de quoi brancher un chargeur de portable. C'est pourquoi j'ai attendu que l'électricité soit à l'état normal pour poster ma VDM. 6 : Ce n'EST PAS UN FAKE ! L'amée est même venu secourir de pauvres gens blessés en hélicoptère, il sont pas mal secoués et sont logés dans les salles de sport de mon collège alentours. Enfin bon, maintenant c'est beaucoup mieux, tout le monde est bien content de pouvoir ressortir après 3 jours de frigo vide et d'ennui. Je reprend les cours seulement la semaine prochaine, car pour des raisons de sécurité, le toit du collège doit être observé. N'hésitez pas pour plus de questions !
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By Anonyme - 07/04/2013 15:02 - France
Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)