Zone rouge
By touffeman - 30/06/2012 23:19
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By touffeman - 30/06/2012 23:19
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By Poupsie - 08/07/2012 17:13 - France - Lille
By arthuretdoudou - 08/07/2012 20:36 - France - Pencran
By PeterLeHipster - 15/07/2012 23:06 - Canada - Beloeil
By Stillness - 16/07/2012 22:46 - France
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D
By Vanou - 20/07/2012 14:42 - France - Courville-sur-eure
By Violette - 22/07/2012 11:51 - France - Alfortville
By margyre - 29/07/2012 03:18 - Australie - Melbourne
By cerise - 30/07/2012 09:15 - France - Nanterre
By Anonyme - 05/08/2012 00:09 - France
By Roh - 15/08/2012 23:23 - France - Choisy-le-roi
Bonjour; Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et viens répondre à différents commentaires et questions que j'ai vus : - je suis né avant la réalisation du film, mes parents n'ont donc pas voulu faire de mauvaises blague en me donnant ce prénom, qui soit dit en passant, sont maghrébines lorsqu'il s'écrit Rayan(e) :) J'aime bien ce prénom, je ne m'en plains pas :) - C'était un entretien pour un poste d'ingénieur, datant s'il y a environ une semaine. Autant vous dire qu'il a été très court, et relativement tendu. Malheureusement, la réponse est tombée aujourd'hui, et elle est catégoriquement non. - La bonne nouvelle, c'est que j'ai passé un autre entretien, et en entrant, j'ai d'emblée annoncé à l'employeur que je ne souffrirai pas de blague sur mon prénom, puis en lui expliquant ce qui était arrivé. Ce monsieur a souri, m'a tendu sa main et m'a dit " Je m'appelle Jean. Jean-bon blanc, Jean sait sait rien, Jean est marre, tout ça je connais " le feeling est très bien passé, et j'ai décroché le poste : P Je ne peux donc que remercier le patron de la VDM, qui m'a en quelque sorte permis de réussir l'entretien suivant ;)
By Viracocha21 - 17/08/2012 12:02 - France - Steenbecque
By dodu - 18/08/2012 12:11 - France
By Matimatou - 22/08/2012 21:14 - France - Arques
By pandatoboggan - 26/08/2012 00:47 - France - Chemill
By Ydeniah - 30/08/2012 18:38 - Belgique - Dour
By Anonyme - 13/09/2012 21:36 - France
By lnaltr - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Geneva
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )