LovelyPivoine

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  • 29 years-old
  • Saturday 19 April 1997
  • Single

About Lovelypivoine

Bonjour visiteur/visiteuse !

Pas la foi de me décrire, alors MP si tu n'es pas satisfait(e).

Ah oui, et n'oublie pas d'être heureux, on n'a qu'une vie après tout...

Bonne journée

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy month-versary

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I never take things to heart

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He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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I like your style

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What'ch'all looking at?

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100 kick-ass comments

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Invader

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I agree, my mouse works.

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The return of the thumb

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Jean_Christian tells us more.

Jean_Christian 12

Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je viens seulement de découvrir l'existence des commentaires (je suis nouveau). Je me doutais que je me donnais le mauvais rôle en rédigeant ainsi cette VDM. Mais, à la lecture de vos appréciations, je tiens à préciser que, dans la réalité, je n'ai pas été aussi désagréable que le décrit l'histoire ! C'est juste que la concision du texte m'a privé de la possibilité de nuancer mes propos et m'a incité à accentuer le personnage (pour une bonne compréhension). Ou alors, c'est que je n'ai pas su trouver les mots qui convenaient le mieux (c'est plus difficile d'être concis que prolixe). Bref. C'était sans doute mieux ainsi, puisque ma VDM a été acceptée ! :-) En fait, il y a eu un échange de bonjours, bien sûr. Et je précise que je regarde toujours les gens à qui je parle et que j'ai le sourire plutôt facile. Ce qui est exact, en revanche, c'est que j'étais enfermé dans ma routine (c'est ce que j'ai voulu souligner), certain d'être dans le bon train (alors qu'il est parti d'un autre quai ce jour-là) et à cent lieues de comprendre pourquoi le contrôleur me demandait si j'allais bien à Rennes puisque, dans mon esprit, j'étais dans un train pour Rennes, avec un billet pour Rennes. D'où ma question étonnée : "Ben, c'est ce qui est inscrit sur mon billet, non ?" De ce fait, le sourire du contrôleur ne m'a pas été adressé dans un esprit de vengeance, mais était plutôt compatissant. Et l'échange a été plutôt cordial. Comme souvent, le contrôleur a été compréhensif et accommodant en m'indiquant à quelle station je devais descendre pour prendre un train dans l'autre sens. De même, le contrôleur du deuxième train a été compatissant et a accepté de me ramener à bon port sans supplément. Et, bien sûr, en attendant le train du retour, j'ai appelé mon patron pour lui dire de ne pas compter sur moi ce matin-là. Mais nous étions plutôt en bons termes à ce moment-là et ça n'a pas posé de problèmes. Merci, en tout cas pour vos commentaires. J'imagine qu'à votre place j'aurais fait les mêmes ! :-D