By Anonyme - 22/09/2011 08:37 - France
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Pas la foi de me décrire, alors MP si tu n'es pas satisfait(e).
Ah oui, et n'oublie pas d'être heureux, on n'a qu'une vie après tout...
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La référence
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Crush
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TFIF! VDM!
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Super !
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Coordination
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By Maimjy - 22/10/2011 20:35 - France
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Vous m'avez bien fait rigoler avec certains de vos commentaires ! Alors merci, parce que sur le moment c'était pas gagné... Et pour ceux qui se sont demandés qui avait reçu le SMS, c'est moi. Je suis désolée si ça portait à confusion. Enfin, comment le rendez-vous s'est passé ? Et bien... Plutôt bien :) On est resté bons amis. Je lui ai montré la VDM, il s'est trouvé con... En fait, ça partait d'une bonne intention ^^ La destination finale n'a pas été fatale ;)
La vie étudiante
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Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...
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By Louane13 - 03/11/2011 02:15 - France
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Bien que ça fasse maintenant 3 ans, je me souviens de ce jour comme si c'était hier !! je suis l'auteur de la VDM et afin de répondre à plusieurs commentaires: ce n'étais pas du tout en fin de journée mais vers 10/11h, il n'y avait vraiment pas beaucoup de monde ce jour là (un petit lidl de village !) et quand j'ai demandé à la caissière de vérifier elle a soufflé et à vérifié en montrant bien que je la faisais chier... Je ne dénigre absolument pas e métier de caissière (que j'ai moi même effectué lors de vacances d'été !) mais j'avoue que celle ci était vraiment irrespectueuse...
Alors pour les explications : oui je surnomme mon chat Bouboule parce qu'il a une tête parfaitement ronde (et qu'il a tendance à un peu trop manger aussi, mais ça c'est autre chose....), mais il a pas l'air de se plaindre de ce surnom ! Quant à la petite fille elle devait pas être seule, je pense qu'elle se promenait avec sa mère (ou autre) parce que plus loin dans la rue y'avait une femme avec une poussette, j'en ai déduit sur le moment que la petite fille devait être à elle ! Et sinon beh j'ai retrouvé mon chat ^^