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By Evariste - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By Evariste - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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On a l'habitude de le traiter de coquin (sens premier du mot) lorsqu'il essaie de nous amadouer avec des sourires ou des calins opportuns... Il a emmagasiné, c'est tout... C'est juste la situation qui était drole (pas sur le coup je l'avoue). Merci pour les commentaires.
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore