Les amis vaches
By voxettespowa - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By voxettespowa - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
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By madou - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tournefeuille
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je vous remercie de l'avoir validée. Voici quelques explications à la situation vécue hier soir! J'étais dans le hall d'entrée de l'immeuble de mes parents, et me dirigeais vers la sortie. Je n'avais pas encore atteint la porte fenêtre quand j'ai vu passer furtivement ce "gros chien". La porte vitrée, la lumière à l’intérieur du hall, les reflets m'ont pas aidé à distinguer "la chose"... ( J'avais pourtant mes lunettes, donc au final c'est pas la myopie,bref...). Je suis sortie en prenant la direction du "chien". Je pensais à un chien égaré dans la copropriété...Et l'amie des bêtes que je suis voulait lui venir en aide... Je n'ai jamais eu peur des chiens, je reste vigilante quand même, je m'approche et caresse uniquement si je le sens en confiance. C'est arrivée à 2 ou 3 mètres de l'animal que j'ai trouvé ce chien "étrange". J'ai marqué une demie seconde d'arrêt: courir ? Oui mais dans quelle direction?? J'ai été plus surprise que paniquée, mais j'ai eu beaucoup de chance qu'il ne me charge pas. J'ai bien fait de re-rentrer directement dans l'immeuble. J'ai pu l'observer par la fenêtre il est était franc fou, car il n'arrivait pas à repartir. J'ai appelé les gendarmes, qui ont bien ri au passage. Ils m'ont ordonné de rester à l’intérieur jusqu’à leur intervention. Ils sont venus, mais ont attendu les pompiers avant d'entrer. Entre temps un voisin a ouvert le portail d'entrée, je pense que le sanglier a du se sauver à se moment là car on ne l'a pas revu. Voilà :)