Le goût du risque
By marion - 18/04/2011 21:33 - France
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By marion - 18/04/2011 21:33 - France
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Tenez d'ailleurs la suite (qui est une vie de merde à part entière) : En réalité, ce livreur est allé chez… mon voisin et ce jour-là, il avait pas ma freebox ! Mais il est venu y'a deux heures m'apporter la mienne (et sans crainte !)
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By Loliflex - 29/04/2011 09:18 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et j'ai oublié de créer un compte avant de publier mon anecdote ! (désolé d'y répondre (très) en retard) Pour toutes les personnes pensant que ma mère devrait être internée, elle est passionnée par la Grande Bretagne, par sa culture, ... Je ne pense pas qu'une personne étant heureuse de vivre sa "passion" puisse être qualifiée de cinglée ! Il faut savoir déserrer la ficelle de votre string ! Ce n'est pas forcément une VDM mais je me sentais tellement seul à ce moment qu'il fallait que je balance la sauce ! Ma mère est, par la suite, aller en Angleterre avec une sympathique agence touristique qui l'a aidée à visiter tous les monuments et bâtiments historiques du pays. Aujourd'hui, elle va bien et j'appréhende le moment où Kate donnera vit à son enfant ! Tous vos jeux de mots m'ont bien fait rire ! ;) A+
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By LegendofZola - 04/05/2011 19:06 - France
Je suis la boulette de cette VDM, je me dénonce! Comment j'ai fait? Vous avez déjà courut la nuit, sous la pluie, sous le choc du premier accident, seule au bord d'une petite route du Gers? beh voilà ce que ça donne...