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Les aléas de la vie
By houlahop - 30/01/2011 22:23 - France
La bonne blague
By Anonyme - 12/04/2011 23:56 - France
Bivouac
By emmy74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By lepetitecolier - 06/09/2011 09:57 - France
La béquille
By Avion - 01/05/2012 05:37 - France
By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 02/06/2012 19:22 - France - Paris
By Aquaphile - 09/07/2012 07:03 - France - Sarcelles
Aquaphile tells us more.
By Anonyme - 09/07/2012 08:25 - France - Paris
Idiots
By newdreamer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
By Anonyme - 09/07/2012 10:33 - Belgique - Seneffe
By PepeLePutois - 10/07/2012 01:12 - France - Bordeaux
By Patate - 10/07/2012 07:48 - Royaume-Uni - London
Guitare héros
By LooK At ThiS - 10/07/2012 15:58 - France - Cournonterral
By gears254 - 10/07/2012 20:19 - Suisse - Fribourg
By Daba - 10/07/2012 23:22 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 29/07/2012 22:49 - France - La Courneuve
By nikolaimonroe - 24/08/2012 00:13 - France - Revigny-sur-ornain
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Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.
By Boulet - 25/08/2012 15:32 - France - Rueil-malmaison
Gamer life
By newbie - 25/08/2012 16:51 - Belgique - Seneffe
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je m'excuse de ne pas avoir repondu a vos commentaires plus tot, mais je n'avais pas d'acces internet, et je n'ai vu qu'aujourd'hui que, SUPRISE!, ma VDM avait ete publiee. Pour la categorie, je viens de decouvrir qu'elles existaient. La categorie "sexe" doit se mettre automatiquent je pense... Donc, c'est une erreur a la base. Le portable n'avait pas ete donne a ma niece, elle l'a trouve, je ne sais par quel moyen. C'est perfide ces petites chose que l'on appelle enfants... Malheureusement, mon portable n'etait pas etanche. En tout cas, il est foutu. Sinon, merci a ceux qui ont apprecie l'ecriture de cette VDM. Je l'ai tournee dans tous les sens avant de la poster. Je pense d'ailleurs que c'est l'ecriture qui a permis sa publication, etant donne que l'anectode est a la base tres basique. Je m'excuse aussi pour la non-presence d'accents, mais je suis actuellement en Angleterre, et je n'ai rien suivi quand ma famille d'accueil m'a exlique comment mettre les accents avec un clavier QWERTY.