La_chasseresse

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About La_chasseresse

Die for Metal

Et je rajoute vive la musculation ! Pousse la fonte, fais des pompes !

Les trucs à pics c'est le bien. Avec le cuir.

Et non ce n'est pas moi sur la photo, mais pour ceux qui se posent la question c'est un médecin légiste. Et même qu'il est trop cool.

Et c'est pas gentil de regarder mon profil et de pas me mettre de Miaou, bande de coquinous !

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Elismah tells us more.

Elismah 7

Oula, j'imaginais pas que c'était si compliqué à comprendre comme VDM. Tout d'abord, c'était bien Rammstein à Lyon. 2èment je suis bien une fille. -C'était bien mon petit ami. -J'ai pas inventé cette histoire. -Rammstein, c'est du métal, métal industriel mais métal quand même, on aime ou on aime pas. -Je ne suis pas gay (mais quel idée) -Oui, c'était vraiment génial! -Perdre ses amis à Rammstein, c'est pas grav', mais quand c'est eux qui conduisent c'est mieux de les retrouver^^ -C'est pas moi qu'il cherchait puisque j'étais avec lui! -Et pour finir, je m'appelle bien Élisa (Quel perspicacité!)

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Achni 0

nan nan, j'ai réussi à la calmer, là elle cherche ce qu'elle pourrait bien avoir comme super pouvoir

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Lor.Do 0

J'ai lu avec réel plaisir tous vos commentaires. Alors je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde en même temps. Non je ne suis pas un goujat d'avoir demandé ce qu'elle voulait le jour de son anniversaire, car je lui avait tout de même acheté un petit voyage dans le sud de la france pour une semaine, je ne m'attendais donc pas à cette reponse. Mais ma copine n'est pas une insatisfaite perpetuelle, elle n'est jamais de mauvaise humeur, elle possède juste un sens de l'humour qui peut en choque plus d'un. Moi ce genre de réplique me fait énormément rire, et je dois dire que je lui ai vraiment tendu la perche (aucune connotation sexuelle svp^^) Oui je suis toujours avec elle. Pour ce qui est de son père, il va plutot bien, il s'est bien éttoufé de rire, mais il en veux plus à la mère qu'à ma copine ou moi, oui les pates étaient vraiment trop trop grosses :p Au plaisir. P.S: Pour les sceptique, oui cela s'est réellement déroulé. Cessez donc de vouloir dénicher la vraie ou fausse VDM.