Cri du coeur
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
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Pour ceux qui posent la question : j'ai été embauché en tant que coach sportif mais la zumba étant très a la mode, j'ai du me former comme un grand et ...danser. Heureusement, le judokaratejesaipaquoi m'a donné le cardio, le rythme et la souplesse. la VDM était surtout pour la transition sport de combat / danse fitness. Mais je laisse philosopher sur la dureté de la vie, le manque d'humour et la cuisson des endives.
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour ceux qui se posaient la question : le concert en question était un enregistrement amateur que le père de mon copain venait de retrouver, comme je l'ai appris plus tard. Il devait avoir à peine 20 à l'époque et des longs cheveux bouclés. De plus, nous venions juste de nous installer pour manger autour de la table basse et je ne regardais la vidéo que depuis 2 minutes. Ce qui explique que je ne l'ai pas reconnu (avec les 2à kg en plus, c'est pas évident non plus). J'ai juste pas réfléchi en disant cela. Mon copain ne l'a pas mal pris du tout. J'étais assez mal à l'aise vis-à-vis de Marc (le père) qui m'a fixer pendant tout le repas d'un air appuyé et avec des sourires bizarres. Qui n'est pas du tout mon genre mas quo SURTOUT est mon beau-père ! Enfin voilà pour les précisions et pour les problèmes de temps dans la phrase, désolé je n'ai pas fait gaffe. A vrai dire je ne pensais même pas être validée.
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By MBac - 19/06/2012 14:03 - France - Meulan
Coucou tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM =) Alors pour répondre à vos questions : Non, ce n'est pas un geek, il joue quand il a le temps, c'est à dire pas très souvent, en raison de ses études. Ensuite, la citation c'était : "Tant qu'un homme n'a pas découvert quelque chose pour laquelle il serait prêt à mourir, il n'est pas à même de vivre" (belle citation d'ailleurs). Alors évidemment, c'est trop mignon, puisqu'il ne me l'a pas dit dans le contexte du jeu. Sorti du contexte, c'était romantique, mais quand je lui ai demandé d'où il la sortait et qu'il m'a répondu que c'était dans Call of, j'ai quand même bien rigolé, même si je ne l'ai pas du tout mal pris ! (et enfin: oui j'ai de la chance qu'il pense à moi quand il joue à Call of, je pense que les mecs comme ça sont rares :p)