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By fleursdeschamps - 27/05/2010 11:20 - France
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By fleursdeschamps - 27/05/2010 11:20 - France
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By hazaki - 21/06/2010 17:28 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je viens bien tard pour dire que le mot que j'avais mal orthographié était "flabbergasted" et que malgré cela j'ai eu 14 au bac d'anglais (erreur de compte)
By AliceRII - 22/06/2010 15:41 - France
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By Anonyme - 02/07/2010 10:15 - France
By kamVDM - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By pasdebol - 08/07/2010 11:13 - France
By Audreymouth - 11/02/2009 08:54
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
By JF. - 14/02/2009 15:20
By 6FeetUnder - 17/02/2009 12:07
By mawt1 - 20/02/2009 02:48
By boulette - 28/02/2009 23:19
Ma mère m'a répondu "ben pour tes 17 ans t'aura un dessin". Merci maman ! LOL